Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i don't like sucking hair
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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