it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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