I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Dicks are not precious.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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