She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
