you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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