how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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