And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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