I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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