He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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