Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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