saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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