They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
