Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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