Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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