I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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