Cold hands, warm shart.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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