The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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