Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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