I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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