whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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