We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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