She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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