I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize