Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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