I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Randomize
