Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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