Sponge bath it is.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Farmville is her only friend.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I will pee on everything he values.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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