: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Your tits are I can't wait for
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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