Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Can you repeat that, but with context?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
