pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
