Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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