yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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