just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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