Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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