My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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