We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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