C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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