Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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