arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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