So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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