oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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