: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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