doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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