so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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