Whod you bang
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize
