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(989): View more from Michigan

there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them

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(408): View more from California

420 ftw

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

somebody snuck up and got me drunk

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(343): View more from Ontario

No awkward lesbian experiences without me

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(707): View more from California

last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.

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