To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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