so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I'm passing your future prison.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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