You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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