Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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