I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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