HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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