i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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