You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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